What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:16
Nuts and Butts
No way
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
17 more Rite Aid stores to close in WA, including 4 Bartell Drugs - The Seattle Times
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How many books do you read in a week and what are they, could you share one?
Then came..
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
How do I remove frizz from hair?
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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